Maybe Goldfish, Redux

FYI, I am also not good enough for Dandelion. I thought I'd try a different shelter, thinking maybe the first one was super picky. Sigh. Apparently you have to be a shut-in to own a dog.

Also, can someone tell me why all of these dogs are forced to have their picture taken in front of hideous floral fabric? The fact that I would not subject them to such an affront to their doggy senses, in my opinion, is reason enough to believe that they would be happier with me than in whatever country calico nightmare they're being kept in right now.